trying to deep-talk your way to sunday morning with your crush but get interrupted by your sixteen yr old who wants to discuss the us election.
"i miss you like the deserts miss the rain. Yeah Trump might be in deep trouble facing all kinds of allegations plus remember all the official folks, fbi, cia, and the media he tried to knock down? theyre all coming back for him. And i miss you like the lizzards miss the pain."
by Krkič November 7, 2020

This is what you say when you are either confused by something or you yourself are trying to confuse somebody.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just found out that Grandma died. The funeral is on the 5th. Grandpa is devastated.
Guy 2: Haha yeah man!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Haha yeah man!
Guy 1: What?
by BrompusWompus December 11, 2022

Some outlandish story by some one who is seems to be the only person who has been to Australia. Bullshit stories played test cricket at the WACA. Was a professional scuba diver. Sailed around Australia, had 5 houses there, beat up a kangaroo, got ten kids out there. Comes back with Aussie accent after 6 months
Mate you wouldn’t believe I saw two Kangeroos. Being defined yeah Jan Australia I can tell you I have beaten up kangeroos with my bare fists
by Yeahreallymate July 25, 2019

by lunar kittie cat 1 January 14, 2022

by usedanalbeadsforsale! February 21, 2019

when someone points out another's behavior that dishonorably goes against those he's close to, usually to appeal to women or themselves.
Dude 1: Sorry, can't hang out today, I'd rather be watching the basketball game
Dude 2: Cancelling plans so you can watch basketball? yeah, that's bitch shit
Dude 2: Cancelling plans so you can watch basketball? yeah, that's bitch shit
by zakjaypeg April 25, 2019

by Kiwiprovesamericanswrong January 11, 2019
