by johnbsg December 28, 2008
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by liinabeaner September 23, 2016
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A fart that is dispensed at work in the middle of a group of people discussing non-work related events.
As Kurt, Justin and I laughed about the previous weekend's activities, an unrelenting stench crept from somewhere beneath the bowels of hell, forcing us to scatter and get back to work. Our manager smiled knowing that his Back to Work Fart was a success.
by LaGoat April 17, 2011
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NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.
SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?
NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.
SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?
by Blue Collar December 7, 2006
Get the Will work for food mug.1. A person who works with at-risk populations.
Some who work in this field are wounded healers, some people are burnt out, but many realize the gravity of the work they perform and have a great deal of empathy and compassion for the people they serve. Sometimes a social worker's involvement is unnecessary, but many times it is needed. Many people have negative experiences with social workers because the social worker comes into their life when their family is in crisis. This is specifically the case in child welfare, but understand it is known among child welfare social workers, that child welfare is the most intrusive form of government.
Social workers are not just child welfare workers, but mental health counselors/therapists, non-profit workers (such as domestic violence shelters, group home workers, family resource centers), hospital staff, some lawyers and judges, lobbyists, drug treatment counselors and many more.
Some who work in this field are wounded healers, some people are burnt out, but many realize the gravity of the work they perform and have a great deal of empathy and compassion for the people they serve. Sometimes a social worker's involvement is unnecessary, but many times it is needed. Many people have negative experiences with social workers because the social worker comes into their life when their family is in crisis. This is specifically the case in child welfare, but understand it is known among child welfare social workers, that child welfare is the most intrusive form of government.
Social workers are not just child welfare workers, but mental health counselors/therapists, non-profit workers (such as domestic violence shelters, group home workers, family resource centers), hospital staff, some lawyers and judges, lobbyists, drug treatment counselors and many more.
by thesheba February 27, 2009
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Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009
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1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’
2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.
1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’
2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.
Jesus if I sit here any longer listening to that useless cunt jabbering on her mobile I think I might break something.
I'm going for a work wank.
I'm going for a work wank.
by Disco October 21, 2005
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