When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"
"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
by Bigsize August 13, 2008
Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
by Loosebumhole January 10, 2021
When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position
by Dave Lawrence July 22, 2014
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma September 02, 2014
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by Dr Neil September 04, 2008
any trial/shareware version of software that with either a keygen or a crack or any other way can become the full version, usually illegally.
by dabigpig May 21, 2004