Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

egg mayo

defined its a butty my nan eat at the cheesecake factory

the word egg mayo defined

a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory

by q\E September 7, 2020

egg eater

A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.

I am an egg eater because of my long tongue.

My boyfriend is an egg eater.

by Skidz395 March 3, 2014

Fish-Egg

A ship between an egg and a fish

Omg Fish-egg are so cute

by M69 memes February 28, 2017

egg salad

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

by j-reddd April 2, 2008

Boong Egg

A defecation, (poo) or an actual egg laid by an aboriginal, (boong).

My ass is red raw after laying a massive boong egg.

Did you do do a boong egg because that fucking stinks!

Can I eat your scrambled Boong Egg, I'm starving!

by Dr Neil October 18, 2008

egg-ware

any trial/shareware version of software that with either a keygen or a crack or any other way can become the full version, usually illegally.

hey doug i just got the egg-ware version of photoshop

by dabigpig May 21, 2004