The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021
Get the Wiping The Puddlemug. When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
Get the Wipe of shamemug. by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016
Get the dick wipemug. When someone, say your friend gets off their pc or console around or before 11:30pm. Every time between before 11pm and till 1:30 am is wet wipe o'clock.
by Badboi89 August 17, 2025
Get the Wet wipe o'clockmug. When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
by Pookie bear March 10, 2023
Get the Mississippi Mud Wipemug. Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020
Get the Wipemug. When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again
by EMSHB December 10, 2014
Get the Encore Wipemug.