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Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.
by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021
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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.
Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?
by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016
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Wet wipe o'clock

When someone, say your friend gets off their pc or console around or before 11:30pm. Every time between before 11pm and till 1:30 am is wet wipe o'clock.
No dont get off now its wet wipe o'clock. Stay on longer.
by Badboi89 August 17, 2025
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Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
by Pookie bear March 10, 2023
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Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.
Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots
by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020
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Encore Wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again
Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe
by EMSHB December 10, 2014
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