Winning

A word that after Charlie Sheen's excessive use... it doesn't sound like you're exactly "Winning" anymore.

Person 1: Hey Phil! Today I got fired from my job, my wife left me, and the court is going to take my kids. I got all the time in the world! WINNING!!! Wanna hang out?

Phil: FAILING!!!

by Cindor March 21, 2011

winners love winning

“Winners love winning” means that you’re a girl who likes girls, as it has the same acronym as “woman loving woman; wlw

“So what, you’re gay?”
“Well, winners love winning.”

by Idiot bartending 101 February 9, 2025

Alec "Ball Win"

The Alec "Ball Win"

When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth

So you pull out and shoot her in da face.

Credit: af, db

Last night with the misses i went full Alec "Ball Win", her mind was blown....

by Mint Dogs November 3, 2021

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Bi-Winning

To win here and to win there.

I'm not bi-polar... I'm bi-winning.

by Porter34 March 20, 2011

grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."

i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!

by rainbowcowboy October 2, 2024