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Johnson, VT

Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.
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Aiden Johnson

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Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes
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Philip Johnson

Someone who looks like a cactus and is super homo. no one likes him and wants to kick his ass.
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Payton Johnson

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billy johnson

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emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance
emma johnson is a great dancer
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