A question you ask someone when they respond to a question or statement from you via text message that makes little to no sense.
Dave: "Why didn't you show up to my party last night?"
Sam: "I couldn't find my golf balls, so I had to buy some from the golf course. They charge way too much there."
Dave: "Who are you, ChaCha?"
Sam: "I couldn't find my golf balls, so I had to buy some from the golf course. They charge way too much there."
Dave: "Who are you, ChaCha?"
by speedosporter July 6, 2010

used when insulting someone for a mistake or embarrasing moment. usually used when someone says a joke that isnt funny, a statement that no one understands or a blonde comment that only the idiot that said it thinks its true. said to the person who made the mistake, or to a friend of theirs.
Idiot Girl: i sware a goldfish cost like a hundred pounds?
Boy <to Idiot Girl>: whos ur mate?
Idiot Girl: i sware a goldfish cost like a hundred pounds?
Boy <to Idiot Girls best mate>: whos ur mate?
Boy <to Idiot Girl>: whos ur mate?
Idiot Girl: i sware a goldfish cost like a hundred pounds?
Boy <to Idiot Girls best mate>: whos ur mate?
by the real shawty November 7, 2007

Whos mans is this means boichicken2
by casmeoutsidehowaboutiwanttokms February 16, 2017

A sad, little boy who spends his Saturdays coming up with definitions to put on this site because everyone at school likes him but never invites him to do anything
Me, Book-TV, and anything else that is boring
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Chant from the 2004 playoffs between the Yankees and the Red Sox, directed at Pedro Martinez, pitcher for the Sox.
Yankees down 8-1.
What's that? I hear a chant!
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"
What's that? I hear a chant!
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"
by maybealice October 20, 2004

Book by the acclaimed children's author Avi. Uses Edgar Allan Poe as one of the main characters. Published 1989.
'"His sister is here!" Poe snapped, slapping his notebook. He bent to his work. The pen moved over the paper.' From pg 177 of the The Man Who Was Poe, Avon Books edition.
by 1femmegator September 7, 2008

meaning: its the same as saying "who's good?" or any variation. can be said about almost anything... can also be a comeback when you cant think of anything- much better than that "yo mama" shit
dude: *hits a homerun* "who loves the chocolate?"
person: i did your girlfriend
person 2: who loves the chocolate?
guy: oh hey whats up?
another guy: who loves the chocolate?
man: hey can i borrow a 20?
man 2: who loves the chocolate?
man: uhh.... is that a yes or a no?
man 2: WHO LOVES THE CHOCOLATE?
man: come on, can i or not?
man 2: yeah sure.....
person: i did your girlfriend
person 2: who loves the chocolate?
guy: oh hey whats up?
another guy: who loves the chocolate?
man: hey can i borrow a 20?
man 2: who loves the chocolate?
man: uhh.... is that a yes or a no?
man 2: WHO LOVES THE CHOCOLATE?
man: come on, can i or not?
man 2: yeah sure.....
by flowerchildgreen June 11, 2005
