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Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee
Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.
by TheMagicTy February 29, 2016
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Wet apple

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?
by Jammer1738 April 17, 2016
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wet foreskin

a foreskin that is moist
wow you have a wet foreskin.
by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018
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wet clipboard

When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.
My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.
by Your moms favorite man September 17, 2017
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Wet Perogies

The best food to bring to the bathroom. It is sooooo tasty and you should eat it if your name is Asha.
Wet Perogies are sooooo tasty i love to smell them.
by Leo is mole rat November 23, 2019
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Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
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wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks
"He is a wet turd"
by LittleSlice May 8, 2014
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