Wet shovel

An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.

My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.

I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.

by Chickenhouse January 19, 2014

Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee

Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.

by TheMagicTy February 29, 2016

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

by keek the sneak January 4, 2009

wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.

“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”

by Ryan Green February 25, 2022