Smelly Vagina

A cocktail developed by a Piece of Shit guy,(Piece) at Thredbo village , Australia, on or around 2018.
A Smelly Vagina is: bailys, tequila, and some other random spirt of your choosing.

Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas please."

Barman: "What?"
Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas, mate, it's Bailys, tequila, and sambuca."

Barman: "That sounds disgusting."
Piece: "Yes agreed, two smelly vaginas are disgusting, but I'm going to swollow them anyway."

by Chritacool June 6, 2023

vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.

ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina

I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!

by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021

Leaky Vagina

The situation that occurs when the host of the leaky vagina comes into close proximity of something of optimal stimulus.

Nat: Goddam it, I've got leaky vagina again. This happens whenever I'm around Rolo.

by Leaky Vagina Expert April 30, 2014

vagina scab

a child that you never wanted and only caused you troubles through out your life....

this vagina scab of mine is nothing but trouble i knew i should of put it up for adoption.

by k0d3of0ville September 3, 2013

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018