Lincoln Twist

When an caucasian women double handedly jerks off an African American man to help "set him free"

Last night in Houston, Reggie found a girl to give him a Lincoln twist.

by wellheyn8 November 6, 2025

twist-e

The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp

U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit

by anonymous March 27, 2024

morning twist

An early morning joint.
The ultimate hangover cure.

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'

by Participant selection March 2, 2012

Twisted wonderland

The game I want to play but it’s been country locked to Japan, the US and Canada when I live in England 🥀

Person 1: “yo I play twisted wonderland do you as well?”
Person 2: “I live in England you dumbass”

by The guy from Fortnite October 22, 2025

Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

Wrist Twist

The way weak limbed douchebags win arm wrestling

“That weak limbed douchebag had to wrist twist to beat me at arm wrestling!”

by HypnoticLlama November 1, 2021

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024