monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional

secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...

by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023

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Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

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twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.

"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"

by Celendine February 14, 2023

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Twisted

The 227 F Incident

The highest temperature ever recorded in Twisted's Keysota was 227 °F

by onepiece430 February 16, 2023

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Twisted Sister

A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.

“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead”

by kloverlyn February 22, 2023

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the situation of quitting the task you are working on (often without realizing it) and beginning another task (mostly due to the lack of concentration) with intense focus, devoting a lot of time to it, and somehow being great at it. (mostly experienced among people with ADHD)

Twisted productivity is very common among people with ADHD.

by vocabularynerd December 23, 2023

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