by awdawdawdsdawsd October 30, 2017
As in C U Next Tuesday! An acceptable way to call someone a cunt in public or around small children, the elderly, your parents or the "Tuesday" in question.
by Knifebobo April 01, 2016
The day where the, October, 1992 Goliath bombing incident took place. 700 were left dead and 1,347 left injured. The Goliath bombing incident is not to be confused with the prior Goliath bombing. Known as the Ten Day Silence of 88' that took place in an Turkish embassy in Germany.
by herbus the 14th October 11, 2022
The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.
by A dying goat August 22, 2017
By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021