tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long

John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"

by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004

Tank Shoes

Shoes, usually school shoes that you have to use for a long period of time. They are well built and usually have a solid heel that makes you an inch taller. They can go through rain,snow,puddles anything because they are tank. They look like they have experienced ww2.

Hey, it's raining and I'm short.
Don't worry, the tank shoes will sort it out!

by Meaurh January 23, 2013

Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories

I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.

by Evan Cool April 26, 2015

Coochie Tank

A pool at the YWCA or any contained body of water for or with women only.

Barb: Hey Janet, wanna go swimming later?
Janet: ok but lets go to the club house pool where there's guys!
Barb: Right, I'm tired of wading in the Coochie Tank!

by Geechieone April 1, 2009

Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.

Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.

by MrPonisMoffle November 19, 2011

tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.

Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.

by BigTrucK January 20, 2009