lot monster

by yhthryt February 15, 2009
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Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
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Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.
I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.
by tbclycan February 08, 2010
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Breath Monster

Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.
by Darren Llewellyn Glynn April 11, 2005
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Monster House

A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"
Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!
by Cosmo_K February 04, 2010
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Monster Strike

Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.
Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.
by U r Fat Mama Fat May 14, 2019
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slob monster

overweight fat person who still thinks that they are sexy...NOT!!!!!
She was posing on the floor like she was hot, but I was like hell to the nah, u lookin like a slob monster!!!!
by Shameika v. September 03, 2006
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