Unethical Gooning

Unethical Gooning refers to the irresponsible and exploitative consumption of pornographic and NSFW media, characterized by a lack of consideration for artistic integrity, personal awareness, and ethical engagement. This behavior includes:

1. Viewing and sharing content solely for gratification, without regard for the context, themes, or deeper meaning behind the material.

2. Objectifying characters and individuals in media without appreciation for their narrative, personality, or creative significance.

3. Using, editing, or redistributing content without crediting or respecting the original creators.

Those who engage in unethical gooning prioritize instant gratification over mindful consumption, disregarding the ethical implications of their media engagement.

Jake’s idea of a good time was mindlessly binging NSFW content without a second thought for the artists or context—classic unethical gooning at its finest.

by Thesmartguy2smart February 23, 2025

Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

Flicker Goon

Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.

" You're 8 hour goon sesh doesn't impress me. I can flicker goon for 7 seconds!"

by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024

gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.

"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"

by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022

goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023