like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm is now a woke company.

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022

calm your farm, eat a sandwich

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

by the J to the o May 14, 2011

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

Rot Farming

Saying something ridiculously horrid or "rotten" in hopes of gaining attention or a reaction.

One guy: "All women need to enslaved IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Another guy: "The Rot Farming has to stop".

by Lelarsonale27 June 26, 2025

Gentleman's Farm

A Gentleman's Farm is where a group of men congregate on a piece of land to perform sexual acts on each other. These acts may take place in an actual Farmhouse or out in the middle of the corn field dependent upon weather. One thing for sure if that the boys will get frisky no matter what and utilize all of the space they have available. It is not uncommon for larger sexual devices to be present due to the area they occupy. Some of these "sex toys" may even be heavy duty machines turned into fetish contraptions deemed "Rigs."

"Hey Seth, I heard you are hosting an event this weekend at the Gentleman's Farm. Do you mind if me and some friends come? I have a new rig i want you to experience."

by SusanB123 May 1, 2025

DOUBLE D FARM

THE PRODUCER OF THE BEST BIGGEST BEAUTIFUL BREASTS ALL NATURAL AND ORGANIC FROM SOUTH CAROLINA THE FINEST BOUNCY PERKY BIG DOUBLE D'S

double d's

WOW OH MY GOSH BRO, LOOK OVER THERE THAT GIRL IS STRAIGHT FROM THE DOUBLE D FARM WITHOUT A DOUBT.

by AXXLEROD July 26, 2021