Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

Throat jolter

Laughing super hard so you feel ur throat launch outta the esophogus making ur throat JOLT

Alpha : *cracks epic joke*
Beta : Omg alpha that was SUCH a throat jolter 😅

by Pillowpossy February 8, 2022

Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.

Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

by Goofier October 5, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Throat wars

1.) when two woman give blow jobs to separate men and they see who can cum first.

1.) yeah we had a throat wars last night with ashley and rebecca

by Ppooopppthoratt February 28, 2021

Newbies Throat

When you have a sore throat the same day or the day after sucking your first penis. *usually big*

Girl: Ugh, my throat hurts so much!
Boy: hahaha, Newbies Throat!!!!!
Girl: no way!!!

by TaiTea January 8, 2012

Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.

I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu

by herbalz420 January 30, 2019