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LESS-THAN-THREE

Love. This reference comes from '<3', which looks like a sideways heart in ascii, and is used to convey a feeling of love.

Synonyms include <3 and CENT-HALF.
User1: I love you, man!
User2: LESS-THAN-THREE
by TheOnyx February 17, 2004
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three strikes

Short way to explain the speeding penalty in New York.
According to the NYS Driver's Manual:
"Your license will be REVOKED for at least six months if you are found guilty of:

THREE speeding and/or misdemeanor traffic violations within 18 months (based on date of violation, not date of conviction)."
NOTE: CAPS = emphasis.
When the cop pulled me over for speeding he struck me out, as I had 2 speeding tickets last year.
by Garndog January 16, 2004
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three headed dragon

The act of oral sex between a man and two women in which one woman lays on her stomach while blowing the man while he is on his back, and he simultaneously eats out a woman who is on her knees leaning forward. It creates an up down shape like the body of a dragon. Hence the name.
Last night I met these two chicks. We went back to my place and made a three headed dragon.
by e.e. cummings fan May 26, 2010
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Three-P

1. The word "Three-P" takes the act of DP one step further.

2. The act of two males simultaneously penetrating a female in different places (mouth/pussy/ass) is called "DP". "Three-P" pushes it to the next level by adding a third male to the group and this male's duty is to fill the third and final hole. If said male fails this duty, immediate loss of masculinity may result.

3. Three-P is when two dudes are fucking a bitch in two different holes at the same time and then another guy randomly appears and sticks his dick in the open hole.
1. Guy One: "Dude, you and Kyle DPed Nicky last night?"

Guy Two: "Naww bro.. we "Three-Peed" her. It started as a doublefuck but her roommate woke up and challenged us to make it a triple."

2. (while smoking weed and ordering pizza)

Lauren: "I wonder if the guys who deliver pizza in real life sometimes actually fuck their customers."

Josh: "It'd have to be some kind of perfect moment, but probably."

Derek: "I so would."

Josh: "Then let's just all fuck and when he gets here, see what he says."

Derek: "What dude? Like see if he wants to join the DP?"

Lauren: "It wouldn't be DP then.. it'd be "Three-P". Right?"
by raunchysarcasm November 16, 2010
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Alabama three-way

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
by Senator Ricky May 12, 2012
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Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.
Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.
by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012
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Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
by PopeMichael March 30, 2010
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