Zach

The person I would have had a crush on. But no.

He’s nice though. By NO, i mean NO.

Maybe back in 2019.

Zach, be on urban dictionary all the time. I’m too tired, I didn’t even ask him. Honestly we are too old for this so I’m going to not do this anymore.

by Mynameismaxine July 20, 2021

Zach

A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.

Zach 14-0 rylan in fortnite

by Judy Got Cake September 28, 2021

zach butts

Badass mo-fucka who loves nipple tweaking and dragon blasting the fuck out of some hoes

Don’t make me go all Zach Butts on you bitch.

by ZBooty69 May 9, 2018

Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!

Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!

by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020

Zach

That one Bitch who smokes pot, hangs out with people, but has a horrendous past.
The one who fucking devours the people in his path, and will not stop, until he has devoured them all.

Boy 1: so have you seen him
Boy 2: Seen who?
boy 72: the black man.
boy 3: Oh Zach

by Jackson Wardrobe March 27, 2022

Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls

Zach is a good friend

by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024

Zach

Actually bad, little skill in life. Probably with 2 big toes on one foot.

That guy is such a zach

by Sonny and josh May 4, 2021