There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
Get the Zachmug. A very cute and creative man with curly hair snd hazel eyes. Always makes your day happier when he calls or texts you and you literally explode when he calls you “love”. You want to marry this man. Npbut ag the same time hes a fatass who eats hella and gains no weight and will not hesitate to take you into the bathroom when he needs to take a giant spookie dookie.
by Saturnluvr November 21, 2023
Get the Zachmug. The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.
by anonymous January 31, 2021
Get the Zachmug. A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....
by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020
Get the Zachmug. He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.
by homosexual that lives next doo March 19, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Someone when u first meet him u Will wonder about him more anyone else sometimes. Zach is really interesting once u know What he.s like. HONESTly he is the most awesome and Amazing person i.v ever seen with the most breathtaking smile with eyes that lights up the sun...he has light brown curly hair and greyish light green eyes. He has big egos and the wild dreams to fly up in the sky ...while shooting bullets down or something. A virgo. When he finds out u.v had a crush on him..he catches the worst momment to tell u he knows by not saying anything...GINKS if he ever says tht it means Thankyou for everything u.v done to give me attention but the end is here ... ur a nice one over all ...Zach is like everyones fav but u know i gotta enjoy every momment with him cause there.s always gonna be a time when u regret not beING with him enough..apon the milkyway you.ll him again with his smile that lights up Mars and Jupiter.....₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎ i whopp u
Zach is a star tht comes when u need Someone u enjoy the most ...but he has to go when the time is here.....LOOOLLL FLY AWAY DICKS
by Beckyou skidushit (๑‾᷅^‾᷅๑elmo January 16, 2020
Get the Zachmug. This human is so HIGHLY advanced in so many facets in what is the human existence, it is a well know history of his existence, Zach is the keeper of the people, loved by most hated by few. Compassionate caring and intelligent in the way of making one feel Human and a whole. Sexy mf
by Tromith jettadine June 22, 2024
Get the Zachmug.