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Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
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hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.
Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.
by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018
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Steamer

noun.
A person who angers easily.

An annoying person.

Used in the south of Ireland, perticularly in Limerick.
I'd hate to have to work with him, he's an awful steamer.
by thenoelster August 29, 2018
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Germantown Steamer

When you’ve been drinking and downing sausages and sauerkraut at Oktoberfest, drop throw right where you are and lay pipe, all without putting down your beer.
The dude at Gabe 6 just dropped a Germantown steamer.
by Capt Courageous September 10, 2018
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Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019
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Cebu Steamer

I tried to give my girlfriend a Cebu Steamer, but I can't get the texture right.
by LateToTheNameGame March 21, 2019
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Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.
Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.
by Perry Jex June 2, 2019
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