I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Stand Power

A ability only stand users can see that can bend the forces of reality

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE is my ultimate Stand Power None can defeat me.

by DIO Joestar January 20, 2022

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

[STAND]

an entity psychically generated by its owner.

"Jotaro, this is your STAND!"

by memeboi6942 May 4, 2021

standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

Player 2. You mean shutdown simulator?

by Flarecharger May 25, 2022

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022