People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.
Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.
by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019
Get the Matthew Eppersonmug. Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020
Get the Carolyn/Matthewmug. by urmommy.yass February 27, 2022
Get the Matthew Smug. Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
matthew vanderhoof
Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
by m doge August 6, 2018
Get the matthew vanderhoofmug. "matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022
Get the matthew is a squeakermug. A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017
Get the matthew the pervmug. A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked
When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.
by KjoRocks June 7, 2018
Get the sassy matthewmug.