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forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.
Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.
by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017
mugGet the forest hookermug.

hooker hotel

A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.
Person 1: Where are you staying?
Person 2: In that goddamned hooker hotel, motel 6.
by 68kill April 22, 2020
mugGet the hooker hotelmug.

saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile
You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar
by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023
mugGet the saskatchewan dirty hookermug.

hooker toes

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.
(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes
by NyTsUj April 12, 2011
mugGet the hooker toesmug.

hooker mint

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.

The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.
I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.
by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018
mugGet the hooker mintmug.

hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal
Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .
by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015
mugGet the hooker beadsmug.

bimbo floosy hooker whore

idk my mom says this all the time god help me (she made me post this). also can be said as a BFHW
"God, could that girl have on any less clothing? What a bimbo floosy hooker whore."
by dante's beloved gf<3 October 21, 2022
mugGet the bimbo floosy hooker whoremug.

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