by anonymous January 31, 2025
Get the gooningmug. Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.
Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. by hxrlem May 22, 2024
Get the flicker goonmug. by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019
Get the Price goonmug. Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
Get the Goonmug. This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
Get the Gooning (Kevin Style)mug. 