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The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021
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Dirty sol

When you stare your friend’s dates and break their kneecaps just so they can suck your dick while their foot is up your ass.
Sacha I swear I am going to give that man a dirty sol
by Ur1QPlusOne May 4, 2020
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Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016
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Dirty Bandit

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.
by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016
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Dirty Hyacinth

The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.
Give her a dirty hyacinth its mad sexy.
by AssLikker March 28, 2019
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Dirty Denis

When you get into a fight with someone, then the person you fought starts to set you on fire, realises that that’s not the best idea. So the train a pony to bite of you wiener.
You know Harry I did a Dirty Denis on him
by Dr toaster June 8, 2020
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Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .
Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.
by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
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