diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023
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diet edgy

A pair of gloves that are fingerless and are fuzzy and black. They look to be edgy, but because it's so low on the edgy scale you can call them diet edgy.
Her gloves were diet edgy, attempting to look cool and edgy but only partially edgy
by AmadeusKyouma December 19, 2018
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Funky Diet

Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.
Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet
by Stengo August 11, 2022
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The Pi Diet

A meal that uses no more than three ingredients plus condiments of the same color apparently for pleasing or tasteful appearance.
On Pi Day, Chef Poppy is promoting a special meal he christens “The Pi Diet.”
by Fasters March 04, 2023
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Gum Diet

When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.
Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”
by tcanmongeau December 09, 2018
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diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.
Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.
by qwsczdvr November 08, 2020
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Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.
Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.
by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020
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