Daddies Quagmire

The act of putting your long pointy chin in a person's asshole

sorry but i cant take a seat teacher, my grandpa gave me a Daddies Quagmire and i can barely bend my knees.

by Jacob Anders July 20, 2020

Splenda Daddy

A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.

"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."

by Rusty Peener July 3, 2021

Sacrine Daddy

This is similar to a sugar daddy except the woman keeps stringing the older man along with a false hope of some sugar.

That girl treats me like a sacrine daddy, she should just give me some sugar.

by sdaddy May 17, 2010

Daddy Trent

Trent is a daddy but is also a lil bitch. Trent has huge fucking fingers and his hair looks like jimmy neutrons hair.

Trent you my mf daddy but you kinda a bitch. and your fingers GOD DAMN!!! Daddy Trent N.

by RectalReader February 5, 2020

mob daddy

a drug dealing sexy helluva man. a guy who has relations to drug rings / mafia or gang shit who is also a complete hottie.

girl1: wow! brody is such a mob daddy!
girls 2&3: ikr! he could rail me sooooo hard!

by mobdaddy July 8, 2020

Baby Daddy

Finn Wolfhard is Quincy’s baby daddy.

Finn: I’m your baby daddy!
Quincy: He’s my baby daddy!
Both: Yea, yea!
Finn: I’ll get you pregnant.

by I ♥️ Finn Wolfhard August 23, 2018

Dose Daddy

One who is an expert on prescribing the right dosage for a particular intent. Oftentimes they are refferered to as the modern shawman

Dose Daddy Mike will make you the cocktail to get you to your destination

by Daniel.Rios April 22, 2018