crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack

It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.

by psudorandom December 24, 2022

crack episode

an episode of a show that usually doesn't have much to do with the main plot and is usually filmed on a set that they only use once. ex: the beach episode in OHSHC

Did you see that crack episode? It was so random.

by xyleenia November 5, 2015

cup'o crack

A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.

"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 9, 2017

Crack Dream

A crazy and unbelievable hope/ambition that one has while under the influence of crack cocaine.

Stoner 1:"One day I'll be as rich as Bill Gates!"

Stoner 2: "Man, that's a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar September 13, 2020

Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022

Lame crack

A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')

Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.

John: Word.

by Urban definer August 1, 2012

Straggle crack

A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.

This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.

by Roman K. January 12, 2021