penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018

carpet grin

When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.

"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"

by LordOftheTacos February 20, 2023

Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.

She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.

by AyeMoney October 6, 2016

red carpeting

when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by

look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...

by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023