When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
A Brazilian fruit basket is when a Brazilian guy tucks his dick and balls in between his legs and bends over and takes a dick in the ass. After giver guy spews his load he proceeds slap his dick on the guys asshole and then licks the takers asshole until he cum farts in his mouth.
That metro sexual looking dude looks like he loves to receive Brazilian Fruit Baskets from many men.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 21, 2024
“Omg did you guys hear about fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓 ? I heard they do hard core d*ugs and play roblox all the time cause they’re FREAKS!
by xcoxic December 10, 2021
I want to make a basket with people suh as ....
by Fuckmeinmyasshole69 September 22, 2016
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024
A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021