Balloon-gate

A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.

Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2023

Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 25, 2016

Ballooned

Stoned; high as a balloon

The last bong rip ballooned me...I can't feel my face

by caydublu December 01, 2018

Ballooned

When you embarrass someone so hard that it makes you explode in joy

I just ballooned all over him

by arthuriant February 05, 2021

Ballooned

You put your dick in a girls pussy flacid then letting in get enlarge and get hard.

I just ballooned that girl last night.

by Unknown Zer0 October 19, 2018

Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!

by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017

Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

by Bricky Ricky February 24, 2025