Caps lock warrior

A person who is determined to troll you intentionally or not by spelling in ALL CAPS.

Troll: HEY SMOSH CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!?!?!?

Sensible Person: Looks like we found a CAPS LOCK WARRIOR!

by Thick'ems March 5, 2014

road warrior

The name given to the act of masturbating while driving on a road trip.

I pulled a "road warrior" on the drive to Austin.

by buddybuddy August 29, 2006

Social justice warriors

The social warriors is reformation of ideology communism. They're known for their short temper and very strict rules, overreacting and attacking for disagreeing their "right standarts". Typical communism states for sharing any other opinions or disagreeing there will be punishments. Your opinions won't be tolerated, only abide by their "right standarts". Punishments are I. Comment loading attacks, they'll play as a victim and make you the guilty one, unstoppable comments that are impossible to you defend yourself. II. Double it by two, belive or not there are soliders that will make two different accounts to pretend they're friends and of course to attract others and to join solider's side. III. Reporting you and even take this as a lawsuit case. IV. Psychopath making fake stories and loads of fictional statements. V. The inteligent one, playing dirty and smart moves. V. Finding any mistakes on your comment, to reply "your grammar already shows how dumb you are". Understand that this is equivalent to North Korea laws. Only the best defense is that to write "As a black, asian, bisexual, trans, feminist, body positive, Eco-vegan, person" before you will say your opinion only this can make you undefeatable.

Moderator: What's the problem?
Guy: He/She is cursing and always nagging me for no reason!
???: HUH HE? SHE? WHY IS HE FIRST THEN SHE IS THE SECOND? DID YOU JUST ASSUMED MY EXISTENCE? I AM NOT A HUMAN I PREFER AS A BASKETBALL!!! UGH YOU STUPID BITCH! KILL YOUR SELF NO ONE WANTS YOU!!!!!
Moderator: oh i know it's the social justice warriors

by Pucca the :) February 1, 2019

fat grammar warrior

One who proceeds to whup ass, all while correcting your grammar.

FGW.Chavo was a fat grammar warrior, but then his micro skills turned to shit.

by FGW.Chavo October 13, 2003

Purple Helmet Warriors

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009

social justice warrior

Someone who believes that women, blacks, muslims, and the LGBTQ community are oppressed and have less rights than white men. A social justice warrior is unfamiliar with the concept of linear time, unable to understand that everyone has had the same rights as white men for generations. A social justice warrior wishes they could have participated in prostests in a time when certain groups actually had less rights than others, so they make up non-existent problems to fight for so that they can feel as if they are doing good for the world.

liberal arts student: did you see those xenophobic police officers shoot and kill that man just because he was muslim?
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.

by mrmandalay January 2, 2017

Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011