Hallelujah Trails

Slimy secretions like a snail trail that provide evidence a gentleman has reached satisfaction.
"Oooh, that's got it," sighed Jez as he spaffed his wad. "Sorry about the Hallelujah Trails over your face though doll."
by The Rejected October 11, 2011
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raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.
Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"
by Crusty Bitches July 16, 2017
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Facebook Trail

The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.
John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?
by Do I look (-.-) like I care? October 09, 2011
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Trail Biscuit

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.
by 3lfrieda27 January 30, 2022
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vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned
"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."
by emospurned November 15, 2013
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Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.
I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.
by skidooboyspoopin December 18, 2024
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