rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.

girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."

by leonsass August 3, 2024

Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

Hot Rod

The Futuristic red car from The Transformers: The Movie, Transformers: The Last Knight, Transformers Cyberverse. He also went by the name Rodimus in Transformers: Energon and Transformers: Animated

Person 1: Dude, I hate Hot Rod! He never should have become a Prime!
Person 2: I quite liked him as a Prime. He showed-
*Person 1 disembowels Person 2*

by My name is Optimus Prime July 17, 2025

Z-rod

My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!!

Tie him down by Z-rod...

by P-didit June 15, 2009

Cherried rod

When a desperate male, wakes up with his dick raw, bleeding and rapidly on its way to infection cuz he stuck it in the first east county swamp donkey he got to come home with him.

Damn kristen! Take me to the hospital! I think your rotting pussy made my dick have Cherried rod!!!

by All Laced Up* September 26, 2021

Rod chaser

A female that chases welders, specifically pipeline welders. She takes all of his money but fucks all of his friends. These type of women can usually be found trolling through RV parks looking for the next welding rig.

Cab up and hide your rig! There’s a rod chaser on the loose!

by weldfastandeatass May 5, 2019