noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012
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Get the poser mug.Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser.
Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)
Sags his jeans incredibly low.
Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.
Cusses 7 times in one sentence
Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't
Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines
Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time
Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)
Sags his jeans incredibly low.
Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.
Cusses 7 times in one sentence
Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't
Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines
Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time
Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
*Non-poser Signs In On IM*
EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!
NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.
EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!
NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.
by Courtney678 July 9, 2011
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Get the Poser mug.A poser is someone who attempts to become something they're not, generally in the hope of being accepted by others.
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Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
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