Pash Monster

A female who goes around toungue kissing anyone and everyone they come into contact with.

Pash Monsters usually are found at house parties

Hey dude watch out for that Pash Monster, shes a freak

by Richard Jackson February 10, 2005

slob monster

overweight fat person who still thinks that they are sexy...NOT!!!!!

She was posing on the floor like she was hot, but I was like hell to the nah, u lookin like a slob monster!!!!

by Shameika v. September 3, 2006

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.

"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "

by JiF October 30, 2003

Breath Monster

Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.

Get yer halitosis out of my grill u breath monster

by Darren Llewellyn Glynn April 11, 2005

Monster House

A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"

Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!

by Cosmo_K February 4, 2010

Monster Strike

Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.

Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019

monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.

Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.

by Ruby569 January 23, 2011