Knock knock

A term used to make a joke that starts out as someone knocking on the door.

Dingbat: Knock knock.
Scallywag: Who’s there?
Dingbat: Mike.
Scallywag: Mike who?
Dingbat: Oxmaul.
Scallywag: I don’t get it. Mike Oxmaul?
Dingbat: I didn’t know that. HA HA!

by Likewater August 15, 2021

Cringe-Knock

Cringe-Knock is something where if your friend says something cringe, knock ‘em out cold!

Friend: UWU
Other Friend: THATS CRINGE, IMMA Cringe-Knock YOY!
Friend: huh?
*Cringe-Knocks*

by FunnyGuy(not really) April 07, 2022

Knuckle Knocking

When two women vigorously scissor.

“Eating a combo of oysters & chocolate always has me in the mood for knuckle knocking.”

by LIZZ!3 December 24, 2020

The Bock Knock

The signature knock of a friend/family member.

That was The Bock Knock. Brenton's at the door.

by Punknot July 10, 2015

knock and dock

Going up to someone's house knocking at the door and engaging in intercourse after they answer.

Dude, I knock and docked Autumn yesterday, it was awesome!

by TreOcculi October 10, 2018

Fraggle Knocked

when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

Getting James’d: when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

“Yo. Did you see that chick at the petting zoo get Fraggle Knocked by the shovel when the wind blew it right between her bent over butt cheeks?”

by Estelle21 April 13, 2024

Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.

I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.

by VegasJD May 05, 2024