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Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.
He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.
by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016
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goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.
Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??
by deezest March 27, 2024
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Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.
Bro you'r so goon fed
by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017
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goon

carry on; proceed; go along; continue; move on; advance
by Ivan Kalita January 27, 2018
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Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms
Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm
Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning
by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025
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gooning

gooning means edging for more than 5 hours
: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning
by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023
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