neck flap

When you are giving a guy a blow job and his balls keep hitting your neck like a wattle on a turkey's neck.

I can't believe he neck flapped me last night!

by Neckflap October 27, 2017

Cunt Flap

A insult created by a man named Hunter Suffeletto

your a cunt flap

by OrthodoxOyster6 June 9, 2018

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

Flap Nectar

The fluids produced by a woman's vagina when turned on.

"Roger loved to make a girl's beaver wet so he could drink her sweet flap nectar."
See also quim

by jimmy87 September 18, 2013

Fuck Flap

A nickname for a guy named Brett.

Damn Brett’s being a real fuck flap today

by Big Guy ;) July 30, 2019

Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

by Brownie O October 20, 2012

flapping the flag

The act of masturbating

Sorry I missed our meeting, I was flapping the flag.

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019