Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 05, 2022

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hippy cold

A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.

I got this shitty hippy cold. *cough*

by Qdrpl March 31, 2014

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cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 28, 2018

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cold press

The room under stairs

Get the jacket out of the cold press.

by leon mails March 22, 2019

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cold ribs

Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.

Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.

by kokobarker973 June 26, 2022

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