take you to boston

if you have to ask, then you don’t know

“She’s the type of girl that’s gonna take you to Boston, that’s for sure”

by itzyaboiscott December 11, 2020

Boston Cream Eye

The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.

He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.

by Brimclau123 January 28, 2020

Boston Butt Tickler

When you eat something that's really not good with your stomach and you're sitting down and all of a sudden you shart and you have to clinch and run to the shitter.

“Hey have you eaten at the restaurant in town?”
“Yea, but I can’t go back, I got a Boston Butt Tickler and destroyed their bathroom.”

by Rubber Donkey Balls August 24, 2022

Boston Tea Party

A sexual act consisting of at least 3 people simultaneously teabagging another, while another person dumps their clothes or other important possessions out of a window or into the trash. This act is often seen as retaliatory.

"Billy's boys decided to give Susan a Boston Tea Party after she cheated on Billy. They convinced her to go down on them while Billy trashed her favorite hoodies."

by XJ900 February 18, 2022

Boston Cream Pie

The act of ejaculating in a particularly dark anus, generally stained with crusted feces. While the anal color may vary, the act is most often associated with a deep chocolate colored butthole.

Anal Creampie

Nutter Butter

Bro 1: Dude, I blew the hugest nut in Tiffany’s asshole this morning. I swear she never wipes her ass when she shits!

Bro 2: You gave your girl a Boston Cream Pie? Go clean the shit outta your dick hole. Nasty mother fucker.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.

Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?

by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020

Boston Pee Party

When you’re doing anal with your GF and she pisses all over you. 10/10 would not recommend.

Bro my girl went all Boston Pee Party on my dick last night. Fucking gross.

by Raceday48 May 18, 2021