takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.
by ProfJF February 20, 2017
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Stair Biscuit

The act of farting whilst walking up a set of stairs with one or a group of people walking behind you. The escape velocity of the fart will ensure that the pocket of noxious gas will remain at around head height therefore producing an instant and rather effective dutch oven affect.
You see the look on their faces? I just got them with a stair biscuit!
by DrGibbo January 29, 2010
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Soggy Biscuit

Bukkake porn with a biscuit instead of a woman.

Oh, and in bukkake, the last guy to blow the load usually doesn't eat the woman. Unless it's cannibal bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.
by Roadside Bam September 09, 2011
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gravedigger's biscuits

English slang for precisely 6:30 pm
•"I'll see you at precisely 6:30, or as the English call it, gravedigger's biscuits."
by swordswordswords February 14, 2011
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air biscuit

to expell gas while deficating.
My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.
by poonhuntr August 17, 2003
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biscuit neck

dat niggas got a biscuit neck
by Q-Money August 11, 2008
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fashion biscuit

- someone who has exceptionally good fashion sense and usually knows what looks well on anyone.
- Also someone who looks good in clothes that look really bad on other people.
- Jessica H. is such a fashion biscuit!
- I know! Where did she get that belt? It's great!

- OMG you look great!
- Thanks Jessica H. who is a total fashion biscuit chose this outfit for me!
by Jesssssssssssssssssss July 01, 2006
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