Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

by boronanon April 3, 2015

blonde ting

a blonde bitch

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting

by walkinglick September 23, 2019

Beacon blonde

Juan birb

Juan birb is a beacon of brightness whom is Welsh. Beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

Blonde

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.

Person 1: Did you listen to Blond yesterday? Person 2: Its called blonde not blond

by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024

faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.

She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.

by LazyEva January 15, 2018

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018