slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 07, 2014
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Easton's slow

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
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Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.
1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
by Damned guy 01 September 14, 2023
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slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’
mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne
by yadeeyadeeya June 06, 2021
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pissy slow

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off
jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit
by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008
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slow bug

When someone does something dumb and it irritates you
You slow bug
by Oranges15162 December 02, 2020
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Slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 02, 2020
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