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text trap

When someone ask you a question over text and you dont want to ansewer it for personal reasons, you send them a sexual or random picture to distract them from asking you again. This can also be used to annoy someone by randomly sending the picture. Or it can be used to restart a conversation. (not reccommended)
Guy 1"Last night Kelly caught me in a text trap"
Guy 2 "Lol no way what did you ask her?"
Guy 1 "i just asked if she had sex with Amy and she sent me a picture of a big hairy dick."
Guy 2 "Wow a week ago she sent me a picture of two fat people having sex just so I would text her back but she didnt respond cause i was yelling at her."
Guy 1 "Crazy bitch"
by kiwi bastard May 20, 2011
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porn texting

When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.
Matt so was porn texting me the other night!

So I think I am going to porn text her later.
by Jill and Bethany January 14, 2008
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Texting Orgy

The act of gathering every person you can think of and texting everyone simultaneously.
"Hey Shelly, get everyone you know and let's have a texting orgy!"

"Alright!"
by rowemister December 22, 2008
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texting chin

A contortion of the face resulting in the creation of several additional chins. It is caused by drawing the chin toward the chest while attempting to text under one's desk at school or work inconspicuously, though often fails horribly.
Look at Pierce over there. He's sporting a total texting chin. As if the teacher doesn't notice anyway...
by I don't want a pseudonym January 11, 2010
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Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.
She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.
by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009
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Ambi-texting

ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.
Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.

Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.
by Zorack911 January 12, 2011
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Novel Texting

When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.
Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.

Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.
by QU33NC0BR4 September 24, 2011
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