MS TEAMS

(a.k.a Microsoft Teams)
Zoom just for boomers

Boomer friend to another: I'm loving my meetings on MS TEAMS at the moment.

Other boomer: the filters are revolutionary. I love the potato.

by Hula tula June 29, 2020

Fisherman's Tear

When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.

I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.

by Audeezy May 6, 2011

play for both teams

to be bisexual. also expressed as “swing for both teams”

“I play for both teams.”
“What?”
“I’m bisexual.”

by tricksterTime August 24, 2020

The Venezuelan Vagina Tear

The act of ripping a woman's vagina open so wide she can give birth to a monster truck.

"I heard Jimmy gave Bertha the Venezuelan Vagina Tear Yesterday, yet she doesn't seem too sad about it."

by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023

tearable

Women's clothing that looks to be easily removed.

That shirt she wore was so skimpy it was tearable.

by j1020angel January 19, 2008

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.

"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear

by Slipitinski July 3, 2014