bait and switch

during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.

i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

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Michigan Switch

When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....

At the campfire, the guys formed a circle and did the Michigan Switch.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

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Originated from N64's "James Bond", after a good or "gangster" kill occurs, the victim is referred to as being "switch-tittied".

Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.

1: "You just got switch-tittied by a proxy mine"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"

by Okano Place December 14, 2008

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stitchy butt

A sticky itchy butt.

I've been sweating all day, working out in the heat. I feel like I need a shower because of stitchy butt.

by Skip Church February 12, 2018

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Switchbitch

A child, usually under the age of 12 or 13, and can be spoiled, who has a Nintendo Switch but is not worthy of owning one. This can be because of their age, the fact that they are spoiled by their parents, or because of their ignorant ingratitude for owning one.

"Hey, look. That little kid is playing Fortnite on a Nintendo Switch."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."

by Just another internet user November 13, 2018

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