Mental Stroke

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit

I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

by WadedaGreat March 26, 2021

Stroke-N-Toke

When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.

I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.

by Hammy312 April 25, 2021

Diff’rent Stroked

The act of being masterbated by the cast members of the hit 80’s tv show, Diff’rent Strokes.

Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?

Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!

by Hal L April 30, 2021

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.

“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"

by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024