avon lake steamer

When your very expensive French Bulldog takes a hot dump directly on your Roomba.

God damnit Kevin! Again with the Avon Lake Steamer??

by rjc1988 March 7, 2024

Cleveland Steamer

When a person excretes ejaculate onto their partner's stomach/chest and scoots through it while tooting like an old steam boat, leaving a wake of ejaculate across their partner's body. Pantomiming like you're pulling the cord to toot an air horn is a must for the perfection of this maneuver.

It seems that everyone posing about this term is wrong, most people think this term has to do with feces, but end up describing either a Hot Carl / Hot Karl or some modified version of a Hot Lunch or Chili Dog. A Cleveland Steamer has nothing to do with Feces it's semen.

I just jizzed on my girl's stomach and gave her the Cleveland Steamer.

by TamagachiYeet February 26, 2020

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Harrison Steamer

when James Harrison takes a dump on on someone's chest while Tebowing

After his 3rd sack in the game knocked Tim Tebow out, James Harrison mocked him by dropping trou and giving him a Harrison Steamer.

by Krazy Korean January 7, 2012

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual hitting it.

You wanna oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul

by iEnVy_flix May 22, 2018

Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.

That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.

Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa

by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024